Friday, February 11, 2005

Chatting Funda

Our hero chatting with GF (heroin) regularly . They had never met each other.

Both are s/w engg by the profession and both work for MNC's.

Hero : Hey..GM.. how r u doing today?

Heroin : VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on
chat

Hero : wow...am honoured, u know wat, my day starts only when i find
you on chat

Heroin : Yep...me too feel the same..brb (be right back) 'll get some
coffee.

Hero : OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager : Hey, I need some help from you

Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero : I would do that, but i think its quite hard, is it ok with
you,if i give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager : Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for
heroin to arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Heroin : Hey, am back

Hero : cool, you know what my manager, he's kinda keeps asking stupid
things, tries to give me stupid work

Heroin : Yeah, its the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!


Hero : Yep, u rite!!


Heroin : Hey, can u do me a favour

Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.

Heroin : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime
number,given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? plzzz. You know its
real urgent for me to work this out :)

Hero : hey, thats a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour
from now.ok?

Heroin : THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO
YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!
YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW

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