God wants to know who were dominated by their wife

Men on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues - one line for the men who dominated their women, and
the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.

Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!

Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

A priest, a doctor and a fresh engineer die and go the heavens gate

A priest, a doctor and a fresh engineer die and go the heavens gate, they hear gods voice and it says " My sons i am really very sorry but the heaven is full and i can accommodate only one of u. so to choose the rightful person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime." The priest goes up first and says " well god i am a priest i am ur humble servent and have spent all my life working to spread ur message." The doctor goes up next and says " well i am a doctor and i have helped thousands of people recover from there illnesses and saved countless lives." The engineer goes up and says " well I worked as a s/w engineer and...." before the engineer could say any further the heaven's gate opened and god came out with tears in his eyes and said to the engineer "Say no more my son come with me b'coz u have already been through hell."