Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a
swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
Ek teacher ne bacche se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
baccha bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
Why was a guy writing the exam near the door
coz it was an entrance exam.
Ek dost ne aadmi se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta."
aadmi bola "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
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