Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Joke of the day

A pundit climbs to the top of the Himalayas to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "To me a million years mean a minute my son."

Pundit asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "Son, a million dollars is a penny to me." Pundit asks, "Lord in that case may I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute my son."

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