Friday, February 25, 2005

SHOLAY ki MAUSI at Accneture!!!!!! Enjoy ........

Amitabh: Mausi ladka “ Accenture” mein kaam karta hai...
Mausi: Hai raam...
Amitabh: Aajkal allocated bhi hai...
Mausi: To kya kabhi unallocated (i.e. bench pe) bhi rahta hai????
Amitabh: Ab C ki rating waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi...
Mausi: To kya C ki rating bhi aati hai uski????
Amitabh: PL se ladaai karne ke baad B ya uske upar ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi...
Mausi: To kya ladaaku bhi hai????
Amitabh: Ab onsite jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi-kabhi anban...
Mausi: To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa aaj tak????
Amitabh: Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi...
Mausi: To kya ladka civil engineer hai???? Engineering kaun se college se kiya hai????
Amitabh: Bas uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!!!!
Amitabh: To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi??




Mausi: Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center waale se shaadi kar le, par Accenture waale se kabhi nahin karegi.......

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